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Post by lochness on Feb 10, 2014 16:30:23 GMT -5
For starters let me just be one of the many to say that - I do not know how the hell to study
- I do not feel any type of motivation to do any type of homework
- Look something shiny ^-^
Yup, it is official I will keep playing music, and stare at this work until it gets itself done. The best plan i have had so far this year  ![I crack myself up]() ^^^^^ |
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Post by Scorp on Feb 10, 2014 16:49:38 GMT -5
Well I guess we just won't talk tonight ^-^
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Post by lochness on Feb 10, 2014 17:28:39 GMT -5
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! That's so not cool :(
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Post by cryogenetic on Feb 10, 2014 18:52:42 GMT -5
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! That's so not cool :( Just tell yourself: HEY, I'M A GROWN, HAIRY ASS WOMAN. I DON'T NEED NO MAN. I GOT THIS FUCKING SHIT IN THE BOX. COME AT ME SATAN, I'LL FUCKING RIP YOUR SOUL OUT.Works for me. |
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Post by lochness on Feb 10, 2014 18:54:18 GMT -5
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! That's so not cool :( Just tell yourself: HEY, I'M A GROWN, HAIRY ASS WOMAN. I DON'T NEED NO MAN. I GOT THIS FUCKING SHIT IN THE BOX. COME AT ME SATAN, I'LL FUCKING RIP YOUR SOUL OUT.Works for me. My ass is hairy D: ? |
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Post by cryogenetic on Feb 10, 2014 18:57:34 GMT -5
Just tell yourself: HEY, I'M A GROWN, HAIRY ASS WOMAN. I DON'T NEED NO MAN. I GOT THIS FUCKING SHIT IN THE BOX. COME AT ME SATAN, I'LL FUCKING RIP YOUR SOUL OUT.Works for me. My ass is hairy D: ? Ear wax will get rid of those ass hairs easily. Trust me, I'm a doctor. |
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Post by lochness on Feb 10, 2014 19:02:36 GMT -5
Ear wax will get rid of those ass hairs easily. Trust me, I'm a doctor.Now should I warm it up, or should i use it fresh out of the ear? Which method of attack would you suggest for removal? Desperate times call for desperate measures o.O |
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Post by cryogenetic on Feb 10, 2014 19:07:12 GMT -5
Ear wax will get rid of those ass hairs easily. Trust me, I'm a doctor.Now should I warm it up, or should i use it fresh out of the ear? Which method of attack would you suggest for removal? Desperate times call for desperate measures o.O Pick it out of your ear, get it wet by licking it, mix it in with a few boogers, and shove your finger up your ass. After a couple hours, it will slide down. It will feel like dwarves are touching your ass. Make sure you don't do this procedure while in public. I usually do it once every two weeks and put it in before I go to bed. By the time you wake up, it should be sunken in your bed. Smells like lemons. Whenever my gf comes over, I do this before she comes. She'll think it smells delightful and she'll want to fuck. Works well with guys, too. |
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Post by Scorp on Feb 10, 2014 19:10:05 GMT -5
Shit is getting weird up in here o_o
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Post by cryogenetic on Feb 10, 2014 19:13:53 GMT -5
Shit is getting weird up in here o_o Sometimes my shit is purple. What about yours? |
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Post by lochness on Feb 10, 2014 19:15:17 GMT -5
Now should I warm it up, or should i use it fresh out of the ear? Which method of attack would you suggest for removal? Desperate times call for desperate measures o.O Pick it out of your ear, get it wet by licking it, mix it in with a few boogers, and shove your finger up your ass. After a couple hours, it will slide down. It will feel like dwarves are touching your ass. Make sure you don't do this procedure while in public. I usually do it once every two weeks and put it in before I go to bed. By the time you wake up, it should be sunken in your bed. Smells like lemons. Whenever my gf comes over, I do this before she comes. She'll think it smells delightful and she'll want to fuck. Works well with guys, too. What if it causes a burning itching, yet satisfying affect, is that okay? I don't want it to be swollen you know, I have to sit down from 8-2:15. Nothing screams exciting more than sitting on a swollen butthole. I was thinking maybe I can add some strawberry sent to make it a strawberry lemon, is that recommended, for extra delight? |
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Post by lochness on Feb 10, 2014 19:17:39 GMT -5
Shit is getting weird up in here o_o |
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Post by cryogenetic on Feb 10, 2014 19:17:41 GMT -5
Pick it out of your ear, get it wet by licking it, mix it in with a few boogers, and shove your finger up your ass. After a couple hours, it will slide down. It will feel like dwarves are touching your ass. Make sure you don't do this procedure while in public. I usually do it once every two weeks and put it in before I go to bed. By the time you wake up, it should be sunken in your bed. Smells like lemons. Whenever my gf comes over, I do this before she comes. She'll think it smells delightful and she'll want to fuck. Works well with guys, too. What if it causes a burning itching, yet satisfying affect, is that okay? I don't want it to be swollen you know, I have to sit down from 8-2:15. Nothing screams exciting more than sitting on a swollen butthole. I was thinking maybe I can add some strawberry sent to make it a strawberry lemon, is that recommended, for extra delight? No. If it burns, go call 911 and explain what you've done. Also, what are you using for strawberry scent? I stick bananas up my ass to get a banana smell. Try that with strawberries. |
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Post by Scorp on Feb 10, 2014 19:17:56 GMT -5
Shit is getting weird up in here o_o Sometimes my shit is purple. What about yours? Actually my shit was a solid dark blue once.. christmas a few years ago I ate a few blueberry candy canes.. Will never forget that haha |
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Post by cryogenetic on Feb 10, 2014 19:19:08 GMT -5
Sometimes my shit is purple. What about yours? Actually my shit was a solid dark blue once.. christmas a few years ago I ate a few blueberry candy canes.. Will never forget that haha Awesome! Mind sending me a few? ;3 |
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Post by lochness on Feb 10, 2014 19:20:20 GMT -5
What if it causes a burning itching, yet satisfying affect, is that okay? I don't want it to be swollen you know, I have to sit down from 8-2:15. Nothing screams exciting more than sitting on a swollen butthole. I was thinking maybe I can add some strawberry sent to make it a strawberry lemon, is that recommended, for extra delight? No. If it burns, go call 911 and explain what you've done. Also, what are you using for strawberry scent? I stick bananas up my ass to get a banana smell. Try that with strawberries. MY FINGER IS STUCK ....*types with nose, forehead, and tounge* and my other hand got stuck too, Not what do i do? |
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Post by lochness on Feb 10, 2014 19:21:26 GMT -5
Sometimes my shit is purple. What about yours? Actually my shit was a solid dark blue once.. christmas a few years ago I ate a few blueberry candy canes.. Will never forget that haha wait so then why is green your favorite color when you can shit blue?! :O |
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Post by cryogenetic on Feb 10, 2014 19:22:46 GMT -5
No. If it burns, go call 911 and explain what you've done. Also, what are you using for strawberry scent? I stick bananas up my ass to get a banana smell. Try that with strawberries. MY FINGER IS STUCK ....*types with nose, forehead, and tounge* and my other hand got stuck too, Not what do i do? Good. Get all stuck in that shit. Have scorp put some maggots in there too. It only gets better from here. |
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Post by Scorp on Feb 10, 2014 19:23:28 GMT -5
Actually my shit was a solid dark blue once.. christmas a few years ago I ate a few blueberry candy canes.. Will never forget that haha wait so then why is green your favorite color when you can shit blue?! :O Well, that.... that's a good question.. hmmm |
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Post by lochness on Feb 10, 2014 19:27:25 GMT -5
MY FINGER IS STUCK ....*types with nose, forehead, and tounge* and my other hand got stuck too, Not what do i do? Good. Get all stuck in that shit. Have scorp put some maggots in there too. It only gets better from here. He might like a little sauce to go with that, any suggestions, might as well make a work of art while we are creating a portrait of food in my ass. |
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Post by cryogenetic on Feb 10, 2014 19:28:40 GMT -5
Good. Get all stuck in that shit. Have scorp put some maggots in there too. It only gets better from here. He might like a little sauce to go with that, any suggestions, might as well make a work of art while we are creating a portrait of food in my ass. Try putting some ghost peppers in their. Make sure they're dry. |
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Post by lochness on Feb 10, 2014 19:30:52 GMT -5
He might like a little sauce to go with that, any suggestions, might as well make a work of art while we are creating a portrait of food in my ass. Try putting some ghost peppers in their. Make sure they're dry. GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BUTTHOLE OF FIRE x_x |
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Post by cryogenetic on Feb 10, 2014 19:31:44 GMT -5
Try putting some ghost peppers in their. Make sure they're dry. GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BUTTHOLE OF FIRE x_x /thread |
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Post by solarcrane on Feb 16, 2014 18:20:11 GMT -5
That escalated quickly. O.o
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Post by lochness on Feb 17, 2014 6:12:32 GMT -5
That escalated quickly. O.o Haha never underestimate the power of weirdness |
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Post by solarcrane on Feb 17, 2014 8:45:03 GMT -5
That escalated quickly. O.o Haha never underestimate the power of weirdness Touché.. |
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